Why is it when I suggest a “friends with benefits” relationship, every guy makes up an excuse to discontinue it?

Brian was the first boy I ever dated so I thought I would go back to my roots and try it with him. That was an EPIC fail because I couldn’t get Brian hard. Why? What was I doing wrong? I used to get him so hard that I could barely sit on him without it hurting me. 

I was stupid to think that Roger would want to be “friends with benefits” too. How could I have sex with him now, if I didn’t want to 10 months ago? All I wanted was to have simple, pleasurable sex, and Roger can’t do that? What’s wrong with me? Why doesn’t he want to have sex with me? Roger claims that he needs a connection in order to enjoy sex. What!? That is crazy nonsense that I would expect from females, not males. 

Next was Josh. Now, Josh is a man. He made me smile, laugh, and enjoy life again. So, naturally I want to have sex with him. And just let me say that when we had sex, it was perfect and wonderful and exactly how everyone should have sex. Problem is: Josh lives about 900 miles away. So I will probably never see him again. Which is why I asked previous boyfriends, Roger and Brian, to have sex just to get rid of my sexual urges. 

Why can’t women express their sexuality as much as men? If a man wants to have sex just to have sex, he is perceived as a man. On the other hand, if a woman wants to have sex just to have sex, she is perceived as a whore. This is stupid because I know for a fact that women have just as many sexual urges that cannot be contained as men. So why can’t women express their sexuality as much as men?

whatshouldwecallme:

Some people:

Me:

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lohanthony:

beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you

PREACH!

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