I feel like an inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote. Hiya, my name is Samantha. I live in the US and I go to college. I love just about EVERYTHING! I love everything math related, PLL, the Chicago Blackhawks, the band Fall Out Boy, Charmed, music, FOOD, and I can't think of anything else right now . . .


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calamithyjane:

omg maybe he lied to protect us from asylum?

umm, it takes about 14 minutes to find the last post you saw before you logged off!! lol

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May 20, 2013
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May 19, 2013
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make-the-dead-love:

The sound of nature.

Its just like high school.

off-the-wall-geek:

make-the-dead-love:

The sound of nature.

Its just like high school.

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May 18, 2013
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uh, looks like Steve begs to differ, there Danno!


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May 16, 2013
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makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)

makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)


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I’m a stupid girl….

Why is it when I suggest a “friends with benefits” relationship, every guy makes up an excuse to discontinue it?

Brian was the first boy I ever dated so I thought I would go back to my roots and try it with him. That was an EPIC fail because I couldn’t get Brian hard. Why? What was I doing wrong? I used to get him so hard that I could barely sit on him without it hurting me. 

I was stupid to think that Roger would want to be “friends with benefits” too. How could I have sex with him now, if I didn’t want to 10 months ago? All I wanted was to have simple, pleasurable sex, and Roger can’t do that? What’s wrong with me? Why doesn’t he want to have sex with me? Roger claims that he needs a connection in order to enjoy sex. What!? That is crazy nonsense that I would expect from females, not males. 

Next was Josh. Now, Josh is a man. He made me smile, laugh, and enjoy life again. So, naturally I want to have sex with him. And just let me say that when we had sex, it was perfect and wonderful and exactly how everyone should have sex. Problem is: Josh lives about 900 miles away. So I will probably never see him again. Which is why I asked previous boyfriends, Roger and Brian, to have sex just to get rid of my sexual urges. 


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society is weird….

Why can’t women express their sexuality as much as men? If a man wants to have sex just to have sex, he is perceived as a man. On the other hand, if a woman wants to have sex just to have sex, she is perceived as a whore. This is stupid because I know for a fact that women have just as many sexual urges that cannot be contained as men. So why can’t women express their sexuality as much as men?


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May 15, 2013
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Playing sports

whatshouldwecallme:

Some people:

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May 14, 2013
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Watching my best friend interact with her ex

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May 13, 2013
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lohanthony:

beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you

PREACH!

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May 12, 2013
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makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)

makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)


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May 12, 2013
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What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

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epic disney!

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